Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Room Past Area 51

Once again my belly was rumbling. I spent the whole day at the Runestone Museum in Alexandria, MN and didn't think to eat once! I didn't know what I was in the mood to eat, so I wandered and wandered until I found something that my belly and I could agree on. In the middle of a parking lot I had that sneaky suspicion once again that I was being stared at! Sure enough I looked up to see this bizarre shivering creature with a head too small for its big black eyes. It wouldn't say hello to me, but it wasn't mean either. We just stared at each other for a moment. I turned around to see a building covered in planets and similar creatures to the one I was just looking at! The sign on the building said Space Aliens Grill and Bar. So that creature must be a space alien! A naughty one at that. After all, it was sent out to sit in that car (a space ship in disguise?) all alone.

I sat in a booth and read the Galactic Gazette. Space culture sure is focused on food! The news was all about salads, something called Moo Juice and Meteor Bites. I was reading about something called a Space Disk when a lady stopped at my booth. I asked her about the Space Disk and she said she would bring one to me. It tasted just like melted cheese! When I was finished eating I was drawn into another room because there were loud beeping noises and bright blinking lights coming out of it. I hopped down out of my booth, passed by a door labeled Area 51, and entered into another world. Whatever ingredients were in that Space Disk must have altered something in my body because I suddenly became so full of energy!

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3 comments:

Aaron said...

Woah, what a trip. Woah.

Steven W. said...

This is the best gag I've ever seen. Please have fun on your travels brave gnome!

funkstrong said...

that is a sweet video