There Are Millions of Stoops Out There

I admit, leaving Aaron out of the blue like I did was kind of selfish. Aaron, if you're reading this, don't take it personally. All I do is stare out at other houses -- specifically other stoops -- all day and all night and finally it donned on me: "What's it like to sit on another stoop? Maybe several other stoops? Maybe one stoop in the morning and another stoop at night?" I thought maybe it would be nice to mix it up a little.

Whatever it is, I realized that if I didn't make the move soon, my fake rock that I stand on all day just may meld itself permanently to your specific stoop, like it has to the bottom of my boots. Standing on your stoop isn't such a bad thing, really it isn't. But once a gnome gets an idea into his head, he's got to move on it. The world is full of stoops and I just want to see what else is out there.